the only thing worse
than bad memories
is no memories at all..
[dismemberment plan]
5.14.2003
"Whoa."
Words of advice for people who want to see the Matrix sequel:
1. Cover your eyes
2. Cover your mouth
Here are explanations:
1. It sucked donkey balls.
Avert your eyes from the cliched love scenes, the Flinstones-esque visuals, and most of all, Trinity's horribly old, wrinkled, baggy face mashing against Neo's.
2. It is courteous to hold in vomit until you have exited the theater.
[Peek-a-Foo]