the only thing worse
than bad memories
is no memories at all..
[dismemberment plan]
6.15.2003
Dad.
Don't forget to tell your dads "Happy Father's Day" today.
My dad is of the tiny, short, dorky, Asian variety.
My mom and I went out to go shopping for a present a few days ago, but to our dismay, all of the men's size Small shirts that we found were way too big for my dad.
They should make a "Tiny Man" clothing store, where all of the Asian men and circus midgets can get their casual and activewear in appropriate sizes.
So my mom and I went to the children's department and bought a few Boys' size X-Large for my dad.
He tried one of them on today, and said it was a little tight.
He asked me what size it was.
I didn't want to embarrass him and tell him that he was wearing children's clothing, so I played dumb.
It's a sad day in a 57 year old man's life when he realizes that he can only fit into children's clothing.
[Peek-a-Foo]