[Peek-a-Foo]
shut yo mouth.


the only thing worse
than bad memories
is no memories at all..
[dismemberment plan]


10.21.2003
 

Pussy.


Why is it that I'm 18 years old, in college, and absolutely, completely, utterly afraid of the dark?

What the hell is wrong with me?

It must be because I'm a chick.



On a slightly unrelated note, Snoop Dogg has a blog.
What the hell?
This is awesome.

Here it is:
Snoop Doggy Blog

Amongst all of his porn links, sexual commentary, and surprisingly intellectual observations (i.e. "The major media finally noticed that clothing has become pimped out. Nice to see it only took a decade for them to catch on."), all of which are relatively spotless grammatically, he links a site that has a Gangsta to Pirate word list.


Update: Oh fuck. I knew it was too good to be true.
It's a fake site. It's not Snoop Dogg's.
I should have known.

You know what? This reminds me of a joke that T. retold me the other day.

T: Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
P: Because he's blind?
T: No, because he's black.

If you're sincerely offended, you shouldn't be, because you're blind and can't read this anyway.
Sucker.







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