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12.16.2003
 

Blow Me Where the Pampers Is.


So there is a girl who is friends with friends of T., who is a nice gal with a pretty tragic story.

This girl, at some point, had sworn off giving blowjobs completely when she had a bad experience of, well, not being too ... "effective" at giving one to a special manfriend of hers.
What I mean is, he was limp as a dishrag, her morale was crushed, and she vowed to be completely blowjob free from that point on.

Then, apparently, she had a rather drunken encounter with another special manfriend, and he was having some troubles getting a stiffy -- yes, where the pampers is.

So temporarily, in the name of stiffies, she cast her aforementioned promise aside and went at it...

... and her special manfriend had a seizure.

Guys, keep this girl away from your Pampers.


.... Hehe... Pampers...







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