the only thing worse
than bad memories
is no memories at all..
[dismemberment plan]
3.28.2004
Would it kill you to keep it in your pants???
It happens every once in a while, but I'm still pretty appalled when it does.
I've asked before, and I'll ask it again:
Why do guys think it's a good idea to email unsolicited pictures of their weiners/thingies/porkers/ding dongs/peepees?
I mean, to be honest, the last thing I want to look at when I go to my Inbox is a fuzzy webcam picture of a pasty, hairy boner waving at me (albeit rather cheerfully).
And what makes it worse is that the customary message that goes along with it is always so full of self-satisfaction, i.e. "8======D HERE R MY PICTORZ!!! ;) ;) ;)"
Come on, people.
I'm not naming names or anything, but jeez.
Stop being gross!