the only thing worse
than bad memories
is no memories at all..
[dismemberment plan]
4.27.2004
Fuck Off, Riceboy.
If you know me at all, you'll know very, very well, that if there's anything I hate, it's Asian people.
It's been my personal experience that Asian men are the most desperate, sneaky, self-absorbed bastards in the world who are constantly on the lookout for young chinky poontang and will do anything to get it.
I'm on some retarded networking site that has given me a lot of grief, and since I'm too dumb to figure out if can just delete my account or not, I instead put up a profile that is headlined "SHOO!! GO AWAY!" and called all the asian men and all the white men who have a hard-on for female asian tail such as myself "lousy degenerates," "morons," and so forth.
So of course, I get two times more mail than usual.
A few of my favorites involved more emails from the fat white man whom I describe on 03/24/04, a few messages from a 48 year old "kung fu master" who also claimed to be a huge movie star (a few words for him: bald, lumpy, old, hairy, bitch-titties), but at some point, I got so fed up with it that I finally messaged one of them back:
Subject: Wow, you have issues =) --- patrick78 wrote:
Don't be so judgmental, you'll live longer.
Subject: Re: Wow, you have issues =) --- patreesha wrote:
Don't be a smartass, you won't get your face kicked in.=)
Subject: Re: Re: Wow, you have issues =) --- patrick78 wrote:
Ouch! Such violent tendancies...I'll be cowering in my corner if you need somebody to buy you beer =)
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Wow, you have issues =) --- patreesha wrote:
You mean, you'll buy me beer so I can grab a six pack and smash your face in with it? Buzz off, you prepube loser, and grow some balls. I HATE THIS FUCKING SITE.
Then later tonight I got a barrage of IM's from a retarded high school kid who thought I would be the ideal person to talk to at 2:00 in the morning.
With better, more important things to do than talk to some random needy, clingy kid who unluckily found my screenname, I've been ignoring him for the past few months or so, but lately he's become this little asshole and always IMs me with:
"I CAN SEE YOU'RE NOT GOING IDLE!!!! WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU TALK TO ME?!?!?! HELLO?!?! YOU'RE NOT IDLE!! YOU'RE ONLINE AND NOT TALKING TO ME!!!! I KNOW YOU'RE THERE BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T GONE IDLE!!!!"
Take a fucking HINT.
I finally threw my last shred of "giving-a-shit-about-whether-or-not-people-I-don't-know-think-I'm-a-bitch" in the crapper when he continued to IM me frantically with numerous exclamation points and question marks and CHRONIC CARPAL CAPS LOCK SYNDROME and blocked his sorry ass.
Exactly 7 seconds later, I get another IM from the same kid on an equally unclever screenname with:
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! WHY WON'T YOU TALK TO MEE?!?! TALK TO ME!!! PUT AN AWAY MESSAGE UP OR SOMETHING, I KNOW YOU'RE THERE!! YOU'RE NOT IDLE!!!!"
and then proceeded to call me a bitch for not putting up an away message or saying in my profile that I'm busy to politely and effectively inform worthless, annoying fuckwads like him that I'm too busy to talk to them.
[Peek-a-Foo]