the only thing worse
than bad memories
is no memories at all..
[dismemberment plan]
7.27.2004
More Konglish!
You all have witnessed my mom's great Engrish skills, but don't worry, my dad is just as Asian and hilarious.
According to my brother, my dad apparently has been responding to the greeting "What's up?" with:
"Nott lilly."
(In English: "Not really.")
I have a big post about naked old ladies and my many encounters with lesbians and shit coming up soon. I just wanna get it all together right so I don't fuck anything up.
[Peek-a-Foo]