the only thing worse
than bad memories
is no memories at all..
[dismemberment plan]
11.17.2004
This is not for the faint of heart.***
This is a very short, scientific, causational post.
CAUSE:
EFFECT:
Cause: I guess that's what I get for wearing hideous, pointy, pink high heeled shoes -- with socks, no less. Plus, I had about 20-30 extra pounds strapped on my back because I had to lug my laptop and school books around all day.
Effect: A blister the size of a giant mutant lima bean. -- HOLY SHIT!
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go pop this motherfucker.
(***If you're grimacing at the computer screen, trying to keep down the bile at the back of your throat, don't say I didn't warn you. Because I DID.)
[Peek-a-Foo]
