the only thing worse
than bad memories
is no memories at all..
[dismemberment plan]
1.17.2005
Not to MILK This Shit or Anything, But...
I'd like to take advantage of this site to say that I am sorry for having deeply wronged a vast number of individuals throughout my lifetime (though my big fuckups seem to be occurring right about.... now), one of them in question a devastatingly handsome, very intelligent man in glasses who is very important to me and whom I love very much with all of my little heart forever and ever amen.
I'd also like to say that the pair of shorts that I am wearing right now are so strangely misshapen and balloonish that they make me look like a monkey wearing a large diaper.