the only thing worse
than bad memories
is no memories at all..
[dismemberment plan]
9.30.2005
Alien Sighting.
No one seems to believe me, but I'm 75% positive I saw Lindsay Lohan at the West 4th Street subway station yesterday.
I wasn't entirely sure, but read that she IS in New York shooting a music video in Chelsea this week.
Not that I really give a rat's ass. I hated her in Mean Girls and wanted to punch her in the brain ever since I saw her silly, prepubescent, bloated face.
Then she became a living skeleton.
But to me, she'll always be what I originally thought of her in the first place:
A young Frankie Muniz (of Malcolm in the Middle) in a wig.