Amongst all of his porn links, sexual commentary, and surprisingly intellectual observations (i.e. "The major media finally noticed that clothing has become pimped out. Nice to see it only took a decade for them to catch on."), all of which are relatively spotless grammatically, he links a site that has a Gangsta to Pirate word list.
Update: Oh fuck. I knew it was too good to be true.
It's a fake site. It's not Snoop Dogg's.
I should have known.
You know what? This reminds me of a joke that T. retold me the other day.
T: Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
P: Because he's blind?
T: No, because he's black.
If you're sincerely offended, you shouldn't be, because you're blind and can't read this anyway.
Sucker.
It is really difficult to do worthless assignments such as reading multiple-page passages on worthless subjects like Mary Cassatt and Lincoln's Gettysburg Address whilst listening to Pinkerton.
All I've accomplished so far is busting out the geetar and noodling around and perhaps pissing off my floormates by blasting music deafeningly loudly at the crack of dawn (10:00 am).
Fuck you, Mary Cassatt.
You're a terrible artist. Thank goodness you died in 1926 so you can't make any more horrible pieces of crap you call "art."
The same applies to you, Lincoln, you tall bearded freak.
Yes -- Classes and assignments are starting to become a harrowing experience.
I feel like I'm definitely going to grow the ass of a large black woman eventually from eating all of this shitty food here.
Seriously, one day, I'm going to look down at my ass in the shower, and it's going to be blacker than black and gartanguanly large. It will have distinct bulbous qualitiues.
A ghetto booty.
"No thanks," I'll tell people. "I don't need a seat -- I have my large inflated buttocks instead."
Well, I haven't gained the big "Freshman 15" just yet, but I think I see an eventual Freshman 50 down the line somewhere.
Awesome. I'm going to fulfill a college stereotype.
I wonder when I'm going to become mindlessly involved in politics, establish a local Salvation Army thrift store as my hangout, and play in a bad indie band that covers songs exclusively from the Smiths and the Pixies.
Okay, seriously, this movie couldn't get any better!
It has Elvis.
It has JFK in a wheelchair.
... Fighting a mummy.
And some hot slut's panties makes a sparkling cameo appearance somewhere in there.
I was telling someone about this, when he asked,
"What about ninjas?"
No, but even better -- Elvis does Kung Fu!! Or some form of martial arts.
But more importantly, he totally kicks ass.
Thanks Justin for taking me to see this fine piece of modern cinema!
Surely, it shall be seen as a masterpiece for generations to come.
More detail into my insanely exciting college life:
I've been playing Oregon Trail continuously over the course of the past 5 days.
I just killed an ox, and Anna has died from typhoid fever.
[Peek-a-Foo]