the only thing worse
than bad memories
is no memories at all..
[dismemberment plan]
9.30.2005
Alien Sighting.
No one seems to believe me, but I'm 75% positive I saw Lindsay Lohan at the West 4th Street subway station yesterday.
I wasn't entirely sure, but read that she IS in New York shooting a music video in Chelsea this week.
Not that I really give a rat's ass. I hated her in Mean Girls and wanted to punch her in the brain ever since I saw her silly, prepubescent, bloated face.
Then she became a living skeleton.
But to me, she'll always be what I originally thought of her in the first place:
A young Frankie Muniz (of Malcolm in the Middle) in a wig.
I got an email from Blogger today saying that someone was trying to access my Blogger account and trying to retrieve my Blogger password.
Christ almighty, I know I haven't updated in a long time, but you fuckers don't have to try to hack into my Blogger site! And plus, this account isn't even on the email address you provided! Which one of you losers was it?
[Peek-a-Foo]
